haha oh fox news
Feats of Strength
Amidst all the talk of image consultants and PR rehab for Tiger, haven’t we missed the obvious solution: that he should go all the way in the other direction and become a WWE-type heel? Picture it: Tiger dumps Elin and the kids, moves into a penthouse suite at the Wynn or the Palms, grows a short-cropped Hollywood Hogan-style beard, sleeps his way through starlets and party girls and heads back to the Tour in annihilation mode. Women would start showing up at events to boo him, men would (secretly) cheer him, as he leaves nothing but destruction and mayhem in his wake. And if you’re Tiger, what sounds more fun — a decade of apologies, microscopically short leashes, the embarrassment of getting axed by sponsors, and no hope for business time with Elin, or just living the dream?
These are the only Basketball Shoes I have ever seen that actually look good.
UMBC Starbucks
you know what i hate about Starbucks? Its not the coffee (which is actually quite good and strong), or the “douchebaggy guy writing a screenplay in the corner” ambiance. Its not even the prices for a cup of coffee. I HATE the drink sizes and the froofyness of the people ordering drinks. Tall, Venti, Grande. Would it kill you to just have small, medium and large? Does having these cutesy somewhat foreign (European) names for your sizes make you seem more chic? The look on the Barista (you work at a coffee shop, calling yourself a Barista isn’t gonna change that fact) if you order a medium coffee makes you want to punch somebody. The other thing I hate is the ridiculously retarded drinks that people order from Starbucks. It takes them 15 fucking minutes trying to rattle off their order of an orange mocha cockachino (frozen of course). These assholes are always in front of me, when all i want is just a regular old coffee. Can we come up with a way to segregate these people and put them in some other line that doesn’t involve me? An express lane for all the people who aren’t twats and just want a cup of coffee. End of Rant against Starbucks. Sorry I just went off for a little but I think the visual of a Starbucks at UMBC filled with what most likely is snooty art students and douchebag Poli Sci Kids just stirred something in me.
Old People
should have their votes equal to 3/5ths of non-elderly individuals
Me too, bros. Me, too.
I love good hips.
mmmm yes. She’s also my favorite Mad Men character. I nicknamed her “The Throwback”.
No Balls Obama
Senate Republicans won’t support this either. Whats the point of this toothless piece of shit. Fuck. Where are your balls, Mr. President? Why can’t our government ever do anything?
If you need help figuring out what to get this Christmas for the woman that has everything, I’ve got a suggestion for you…
